I am lame but I don't care!

This blog is for you, if

• you want to laugh at my misery
• Noam Chomsky is your hero
• Noam Chomsky isn't your hero but you know who he is
• you don't know who Noam Chomsky is but you don't mind occassional ramble about Linguistics and other monsters an English major has to face
• you don't care that I lie (I am not really an English major yet)
• you don't care that most of the time I am not funny
• you don't mind occasional cursing / adult themes
  
• you are not an entrance exam (I will try not to offend entrance exams too much, but I cannot promise anything)

Embrace the randomness of the Internet.